First Movie for 2014

Spring finally arrived and Summer is around the corner. I have waited for warm temps long enough, but I dred the pest that come with the warm weather. The Pest I am talking about is Crack Heads. They all came out of hybernation at once. Nothing has changed, they only added new faces. They still stealing and asking for everything except for rehab.
The past year Crack Heads have made major movies in the Hood that never make it to the Box Office or get media attention, like CRACK HEAD IN THE HOOD, CRACK HEAD SMOKED MY CARPET, CRACK HEAD ON MY BLOCK, CRACK HEAD GONE WILD. This year, I decided to make a movie called TASED IN THE HOOD. I am so tired of Crack Heads coming from near and far to our neighborhood stealing everything, except for our Bibles and The Last Supper Picture hanging on the wall, featuring the 11disciples, Judas don't count. He was a Bad Boy and snitched on Jesus. This is how it's going down for 2014, no more stealing. Somebody need to invent some spray you can sprinkle around your home, Crack Head Pest Spray.When they step their foot over in somebody yard, they faint. "CRACK HEAD DOWN"!