Woman vs A GUN

Number one reason a man would prefer a gun over a woman because it has a silencer.

Get Your Vote On

Whatever you have to do, "cast your vote". If you have to walk, crawl, swim, duggy; whatever don't let your chance past. "VOTE"!

NOT ENOUGH OF NOTHING

"DAG"! What is going on? They say; the economy bad; but why are comedians fighting? Are we running out of jokes?

CONFIDENCE

It's good to have confidence. But, some people get way too much confidence, for instance short people. Short people think they can kick everybody tail. Never tell a short person what they can't do.

Church Numbers.

Did the Pastor say any good numbers on Sunday, so we can go down to SungChoo corner store to play the powerball. He did come from the book of Acts 6 chapter. That 6 is a start. Need five more numbers, any suggestions? (Things that people do).

Housewives

Does every housewive argue ten thousand dollars worth of hell? If only it was money.

Blast of a Weekend

My weekend was "awesome" top with icing. I enjoyed dancing for Breast Cancer Charity on Saturday. The event will always be a memory to me.
Celebrated my fathers birthday. My weekend could not get any better.

If Looks Could Kill

Have you ever liked someone. Maybe at one time you thought they had it going on? Maybe they thought they had it going on and dissed you. You see them 14 to 20 years later and all you can say; "DANG"! "Thank you God" for passing that by, because they look as if more than hard times got a hold of them. More like hard times and a freight train dragged them thru the streets and wouldn't let go. They just tow up. You staring hard; trying to figure out how something so goodlooking or pretty can be broken up into all the wrong pieces? I know I'm not the only one. You sending up a 10 prayers at one time to the Lord saying; Lord make them whole again. Lord if you can turn water into wine, I know you can do something with that. I'm not judging Lord; but what happen? I know I'm not the only one. Don't get deep on me. Everybody mind wonder sometimes.

Stacey Dash Spotlight

Stacey Dash, Stacey Dash, so much uproar about Stacey Dash supporting Mitt Romney. If I was her, I would tell all haters where to go. When haters began to put in on her on her monthly bill, until then stay on the hate boat. I tell you what, if we all receive a one way ticket to the cotten field, I gurantee Stacey Dash will not be in the field.

Keep it to a minimum

With so much technology and people not able to think for themselves these days, it's bad you have to keep your thoughts to a minimum. People are hungry for ideas, just to make some "mulah baaby". Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm so full of comedy I'm about to explode. I would not dare put any comedy out that I have not used on stage. I will risk being held up & hacked for my comedy.

Welcome

Guest will be here in a minute. I know they will. "Hello"! "Anyone one out there"? O.K.

Barak Obama

Barak Obama need new security on board. I'm just the one for his team. I feel like several people need to be tased for their underhanded comments and lies about him.

"Amazing"!

Tonight was an amazing night. I enjoyed myself at the BPI Affair (Black Philanthropy Initiative) meeting new & old school friends. Food was amazing; but I was so happy to get home to a plate of food.