STAND UP

People all over the world stand up everyday and never earn a dime. I am so fortunate and think it's awesome that I get paid just to STAND UP.

LIVE DVD

Do you think you have what it takes to sit in an audience and just laugh. If you are interested being part of a live comedy audience for a DVD, inbox me for details. I need 20 to 30 people, mature audience, SOON.

COMEDY IS #1

Above all, Product Owner & Comedy is my employment and will always come 'FIRST".

PHOTO BOM

HMMM! Take a look at that. Someone always have to Photo Bom.

COLOR SPOIL THE FUN

There are 60 to 120 different colors in a Crayon box. There are two colors, the Black and White that can never come together. There is so much more to life than to be worried about skin color. I'm concerned about how can I get a coupon to clear my credit, eating and staying alive. Look beyond color.

SPECIAL OFFER

The Holidays have arrived and I am not only cooking up great comedy for special events, I have my very own Hair and Skin Product line. This Holiday I have special buys going on. So, while you are online shopping or out in stores, don't forget about ARZA Natural Raw Beauty.

EFFECT OVER POPULARITY

So many people with solutions in the world, but why isn't the world changing? Less popularity is needed and more people that have an effect on life. What can someone learn from you? If you are going to lead, lead with no excuses.

MY PRODUCTS

Don't forget to buy my hair and skin products, formulated by your one and only, Liz Gilliam (Comediac Realist).

THE RIGHT WAY

Do things "the right" way and you will never have to repeat your steps. Right is right and it never does anyone no harm.

TRUTH

Truth eventually uncover lies.

LIFE

Life is what you make it. Have a great day and don't forget to stop by ARZA Natural Raw Beauty and order some "GREAT" products.

Great Day

From Me, To You, have a Great Day. Mix it all together and create a Fun Filled Weekend.                    

A Dose of Meds.

Always Giving an Audience the medicine they need, Laughter. Try it some times, it soothes the soul. Book me for your next event @ comediacrealist@gmail.com.

SAY WHAT?

Setting The Stage

Although my agenda has shifted a little, I continue to feed my audience soul with laughter. I set the stage.

Winter Coat during Spring

Seasons went counter clockwise. Spring came and now we are back to Winter. I am Freezing over this way.

What Brand of Weave?

Weave that don't come out when it's being pulled with mega force, that is the type weave you want, forget the type Yak & human it came from.

HOUSEWIVES BLOWOUT

I am against violence, but I must say; Kenya weave was sewed in with tight security. I know it sold out after she was mop across the floor.

Clippers

I must say; Owner of Clippers was wrong, but there is a ton of others that have the same thoughts. On the other hand, let me find out you can have 2.5 Million dollars snatched, poof, gone, with one blink for speaking your mind. On top of that, recorded without him knowing. You want my money, you will have to walk on hot stones and walk thru some fire to get it. I will make sure my 2.5 million is withdrawn from the bank, surrounded by fire and something else. They will have to risk their life to get my money.

First Movie for 2014

Spring finally arrived and Summer is around the corner. I have waited for warm temps long enough, but I dred the pest that come with the warm weather. The Pest I am talking about is Crack Heads. They all came out of hybernation at once. Nothing has changed, they only added new faces. They still stealing and asking for everything except for rehab.
The past year Crack Heads have made major movies in the Hood that never make it to the Box Office or get media attention, like CRACK HEAD IN THE HOOD, CRACK HEAD SMOKED MY CARPET, CRACK HEAD ON MY BLOCK, CRACK HEAD GONE WILD. This year, I decided to make a movie called TASED IN THE HOOD. I am so tired of Crack Heads coming from near and far to our neighborhood stealing everything, except for our Bibles and The Last Supper Picture hanging on the wall, featuring the 11disciples, Judas don't count. He was a Bad Boy and snitched on Jesus. This is how it's going down for 2014, no more stealing. Somebody need to invent some spray you can sprinkle around your home, Crack Head Pest Spray.When they step their foot over in somebody yard, they faint. "CRACK HEAD DOWN"!

Doctors Notes

I prescribe medicine for the soul. A great dose of comedy, bring on feelings of laughter.

Spring Is Here

God turned up the heat today. Guess he was tired of us complaining about the cold weather.

CRACK SELL

I thought crack was illegal? Talk about kids being pressured by the crack dealers. What about me? I walked into the restaurant to order Chinese, instead some guy posted up at the counter trying to sell crack and he would not move out of the way. I felt some type of way. Like he really wanted to make a deal. I felt pressured as if he yelling to me "turn down for what"? Later he offered to buy me something from the menu. Really? Crack Kills Eye Vision too.

Comediac Realist Showing The Young Timers How To Do The Nae Nae

QUEENETTA A.K.A COMEDIAC REALIST

MARCH 14, 2014 ENJOY A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER

THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO BUY WITH YOUR TAX MONEY

Amazing Night

Comediac Realist & Cynthia Bailey

PEOPLES ATTENTION CRAVE

People will tell you they can wrestle a monkey, 2 pit bulls and provide a picture if they think you will believe it.

"Please", Men Do This For Me.

Please men, do this for me. If you are going to look like a woman, with your pretty hair, makeup and dressed to the nine. Don't forget to shave your full mustache and beard. Not a good look. It makes me confused. I don't know whether to say; Sir or Maam.

Jack Frost

Desperate People

Why people ask; can I take them somewhere, knowing my car does not do over 25MPH and can't drive on the highway. "UGH"People these days.

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Status of A Comediac

Failed New Year Resolutions

Many people made resolutions to eat healthy and stay away from sweets for the year 2014, but the HOT & NOW sign at Krispy Kreme nip that in the bud. Once again, I guess Spanx will be in high demand for many this year.