What Brand of Weave?

Weave that don't come out when it's being pulled with mega force, that is the type weave you want, forget the type Yak & human it came from.

HOUSEWIVES BLOWOUT

I am against violence, but I must say; Kenya weave was sewed in with tight security. I know it sold out after she was mop across the floor.

Clippers

I must say; Owner of Clippers was wrong, but there is a ton of others that have the same thoughts. On the other hand, let me find out you can have 2.5 Million dollars snatched, poof, gone, with one blink for speaking your mind. On top of that, recorded without him knowing. You want my money, you will have to walk on hot stones and walk thru some fire to get it. I will make sure my 2.5 million is withdrawn from the bank, surrounded by fire and something else. They will have to risk their life to get my money.

First Movie for 2014

Spring finally arrived and Summer is around the corner. I have waited for warm temps long enough, but I dred the pest that come with the warm weather. The Pest I am talking about is Crack Heads. They all came out of hybernation at once. Nothing has changed, they only added new faces. They still stealing and asking for everything except for rehab.
The past year Crack Heads have made major movies in the Hood that never make it to the Box Office or get media attention, like CRACK HEAD IN THE HOOD, CRACK HEAD SMOKED MY CARPET, CRACK HEAD ON MY BLOCK, CRACK HEAD GONE WILD. This year, I decided to make a movie called TASED IN THE HOOD. I am so tired of Crack Heads coming from near and far to our neighborhood stealing everything, except for our Bibles and The Last Supper Picture hanging on the wall, featuring the 11disciples, Judas don't count. He was a Bad Boy and snitched on Jesus. This is how it's going down for 2014, no more stealing. Somebody need to invent some spray you can sprinkle around your home, Crack Head Pest Spray.When they step their foot over in somebody yard, they faint. "CRACK HEAD DOWN"!

Doctors Notes

I prescribe medicine for the soul. A great dose of comedy, bring on feelings of laughter.