Weave Charity

The Horse and Yak charity is accepting blanket donations due to cold weather. New and used hair weave is greatly accepted. All those interested, please call 1-800-NOTCHOWEAVE. "Thank You"

Horses and Yaks ready to go gangsta, because Heffas out here robbing them of their mink.

Sound Check For Chistmas Shopping

What's going on friends out in chaotic shopping land. "Caaalm down"! No one is going to buy the last item on earth. There is plenty in stock or on the way. Please stop pushing, reaching over people and acting like it's the end of the world. "Hey"! I was only reaching for the $2.99 item, not the $299.00 item.

Things People Say

Tell a person with one leg, get on the good foot

THANKSGIVING

So many people around the world in the kitchen cooking. People that don't know nothing about cooking trying to prepare Thanksgiving dinner this year. It's about to be some upset people around the dinner table tomorrow. Somebody turkey about to be half done, dirt not washed out of collard greens, gravey temp cold.  When someone is new to cooking, want to cook Thanksgiving dinner, have a Plan B.
Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

CHECK YOUR ATTITUDE

A good attitude will carry you a long way. An ugly attitude will take you no further than the first stop light.

Times Sure Have Changed

Times have changed. Grandmas and Grandpas are getting younger and younger. I remember grandparents having names such as Henry, Vernon, James, Hubert, Gary. These days, grandparents go by names like; Skittles, Yum, Booty D., Baller D., Diamond, Gunner, Tech 9, Heavy, Ace Juice.

Things you see

This Brother has an alarm key (CHURP CHURP) that goes to a motor bike. For what? Who's trying to brake in? Somebody think that is hot. He about to start a trend.

Enjoyment

Taking my time and enjoying the opportunity producing my musical Christmas c.d. I have not produced a c.d. since 2005. Yes, I am a comediac and love to make people laugh. Comedy is my life; but my talents and writing skills are not limited.

"HOT" Temper

It's so much hate and stress in the air, the atmosphere is cloudy from so much steam and smoke. People need to cool down, blood vessels popping off. The election is over, deal with it. Uncomfortable situasions, people must learn to live with. I am uncomfortable alot of times; but do some people care.

All I say; move on or the world will move on with or without you.

Vote

If you have not exercised for the entire year, make sure you excercise your right to vote. Voting does not come with strains and pain.

Upcoming Project

Please be advised of the trimendous shake that is about to hit the airways. Once again, recording for my new 2012 music c.d. I have not been in the studio since 2005. Instead of allowing written work to pile up, it was time to release not only the work; but some energy.

Woman vs A GUN

Number one reason a man would prefer a gun over a woman because it has a silencer.

Get Your Vote On

Whatever you have to do, "cast your vote". If you have to walk, crawl, swim, duggy; whatever don't let your chance past. "VOTE"!

NOT ENOUGH OF NOTHING

"DAG"! What is going on? They say; the economy bad; but why are comedians fighting? Are we running out of jokes?

CONFIDENCE

It's good to have confidence. But, some people get way too much confidence, for instance short people. Short people think they can kick everybody tail. Never tell a short person what they can't do.

Church Numbers.

Did the Pastor say any good numbers on Sunday, so we can go down to SungChoo corner store to play the powerball. He did come from the book of Acts 6 chapter. That 6 is a start. Need five more numbers, any suggestions? (Things that people do).

Housewives

Does every housewive argue ten thousand dollars worth of hell? If only it was money.

Blast of a Weekend

My weekend was "awesome" top with icing. I enjoyed dancing for Breast Cancer Charity on Saturday. The event will always be a memory to me.
Celebrated my fathers birthday. My weekend could not get any better.

If Looks Could Kill

Have you ever liked someone. Maybe at one time you thought they had it going on? Maybe they thought they had it going on and dissed you. You see them 14 to 20 years later and all you can say; "DANG"! "Thank you God" for passing that by, because they look as if more than hard times got a hold of them. More like hard times and a freight train dragged them thru the streets and wouldn't let go. They just tow up. You staring hard; trying to figure out how something so goodlooking or pretty can be broken up into all the wrong pieces? I know I'm not the only one. You sending up a 10 prayers at one time to the Lord saying; Lord make them whole again. Lord if you can turn water into wine, I know you can do something with that. I'm not judging Lord; but what happen? I know I'm not the only one. Don't get deep on me. Everybody mind wonder sometimes.

Stacey Dash Spotlight

Stacey Dash, Stacey Dash, so much uproar about Stacey Dash supporting Mitt Romney. If I was her, I would tell all haters where to go. When haters began to put in on her on her monthly bill, until then stay on the hate boat. I tell you what, if we all receive a one way ticket to the cotten field, I gurantee Stacey Dash will not be in the field.

Keep it to a minimum

With so much technology and people not able to think for themselves these days, it's bad you have to keep your thoughts to a minimum. People are hungry for ideas, just to make some "mulah baaby". Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm so full of comedy I'm about to explode. I would not dare put any comedy out that I have not used on stage. I will risk being held up & hacked for my comedy.

Welcome

Guest will be here in a minute. I know they will. "Hello"! "Anyone one out there"? O.K.

Barak Obama

Barak Obama need new security on board. I'm just the one for his team. I feel like several people need to be tased for their underhanded comments and lies about him.

"Amazing"!

Tonight was an amazing night. I enjoyed myself at the BPI Affair (Black Philanthropy Initiative) meeting new & old school friends. Food was amazing; but I was so happy to get home to a plate of food.

Step Into My Arena

Step into a day and life with me. I see Rachet Chicks, their 30 year old grandma, and bad ass kids on a daily. Times have changed. After while, we all will be jacked up around the collar being told, "Shut Up"! "Now go sit in the corner", from a five year old.
Laughter is the key.

What I Am Best Known For?

I am best known for my character Sis. Goodwine, D.J. Granny, and Standup about Rachet Chicks. People get upset because I talk about Rachet Chicks. "Why"? Rachet Chicks don't care about you. They can take down two police and two tasers. Rachet Chicks will tell you, they don't need any help. Then will say; "now you go to hell Racheeet". They will call you Rachet for asking for respect.

The train never stops

My train never stops. There is something to do. This weekend was a blast and full of fun. Now, it's time to rest, with a laptop and more work to do in my lap. Ha,ha, ha.

Thanks

Thanks to Walgreen on Stratford Rd. in Winston Salem and everyone with a giving heart. Thanks for contributing to the last fundraiser of the month, before the 2012 Alzheimers Associations. Team Kisco you rock.

Bling, Bling

Did you see the V.M.A? Everybod singing and rapping about all this money. Rick Ross has seen so much money, he say woman looking like bags of money. Where is the X placed at? I need a map with directions on how to get to all this money. It's blowing somewhere.

HA! HA! HA!

Have you taken time out for yourself, atleast to laugh? Laughing is a requirement. It should be an epidemic. Go ahead, laugh. Laugh as if no one is watching.

Chicken Empire

One way to get people to unite together, is when people began messing with chicken empires; such as Chick Fila. Who don't like chicken?

Welcome

Goodi Morning! Yes, it's goodi morning, not good morning. When it's a goodi morning, that means alot of good things are about to take place. So happy you were able to stop by and see what all I have in store for this site. Don't visit this site expecting for me to give advice on, "how to find your next lover" or "what did the sun mean in your dream last night". No, this is a site to keep you updated on "World Gone Wild". That's right, the world has gone wild. So, if you not wild with the world that means you have time to Live, Learn, and Laugh right here, on my blog.