Why some woman scared to eat in front of a man? If he does not like the way you chew, tell him. "food can only go one way". Tell him, "close his eyes or look the other way". My friend was asked out on a date. I was happy for her because all she do is love and hug her sofa everyday, eating suga babies, chip, dip and cookies, watching Lifetime.
Heffa come back to the house hungry, talking about, "lets go get something to eat". I told her she didn't go on any date, he must have held her hostage, the entire date. Only hungry hostages and crack heads ramble and pace back and forth through cabinets and refrig, knowing the same items were there a minute ago.
I asked where did he take her. It had to be somewhere, where food was not present. My friends says; "she went to the finest restaurant, where only the big spender go". Her date told her, she could order anything from the menu. We talking, fifteen, twenty and thirty dollar plates, that's without the cost of drink. (Lol)
Why this heffa say; "she ordered a salad becaise she was scared to eat"? "WHAT"! You have sat in the house for 365 days eating ginger snaps and tootie rolls, wishing you could go on a date. You finally get a date and order a salad. Honey he can look at you and tell you eating more than salad at home.
I told her she should have ordered and saved it for one of her hungry attacks. So, I reached for a plate out the cabinet, put a doughnut, chip, dip and some ginger snaps on it and said; "I'm scared to go outside late at night, to get food, "goodnight". "See you in the morning".
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